” FUN-damen-tals of Witticism for Health or so we think”
We are nurse one and nurse two. We are ICU team nurses and a comedy team better known as Jersey and Needles. Check out our Laugh Therapy and see Our Top Ten Reasons we became nurses.
1. PAYS BETTER THEN FAST FOOD
2. FASHIONABLE SHOES, FIGURE COMPLIMENTING UNIFORMS
3. 12 HOURS WITH NO FOOD OR BATHROOM BREAKS
4. FINDING OUT BODY FLUIDS COME IN ALL SMELLS, SIZE AND COLORS
5. EXPOSURE TO RARE, EXCITING NEW DISEASES
6. INTERESTING AROMAS
7.COURTEOUS AND INFALLIBLE DOCTORS WHO ALWAYS LEAVE CLEAR ORDERS IN
PERFECTLY LEGIBLE HANDWRITING
8. DO ENOUGH CHARTING TO NAVIGATE AROUND THE WORLD TWICE
9. CELEBRATE ALL THE HOLIDAYS WITH YOUR FRIENDS AT WORK
10. FINALLY…WE HAD THE ESTEEMED PRIVILEGE OF WEARING THE FOLLOWING,
HATS: DOCTOR, THERAPIST, NURSE AIDE, COUNSELOR, MAID, ATTORNEY,
SECRETARY, MAINTENANCE, FINANCIAL ADVISOR, MASSAGE THERAPIST,
PHARMACIST, AND NUTRITIONIST. ALL OF WHICH WE RECEIVED NO
TRAINING AND WERE EXPECTED TO KNOW.
–THANK YOU TO ALL WHO RECOGNIZE OUR HARD WORK AND DEDICATION
Look for more of us here as we give out FUN-damen-tals of Witticism for Health or so we think!!!!
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I just got back from getting my flu shot and I’m not sure I want to get too near ‘Needles’!
NEEDLES IS HARMLESS. SHE LOVES HER JOB AND HER PATIENTS. SHE HAS TAUGHT ME A GREAT DEAL AND IM BLESS TO HAVE MET HER. ANY ONE WOULD BE GREATFUL TO HAVE US BY THERE SIDE WHEN NEEDED. IF ANYTHING WE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah! Needles is a real STICK-LER when it comes to nursing. I guess you get the POINT! She’ll help you out in a PINCH and doesn’t get SORE afterwards. I suppose she is very organized and gets things SEWN up quickly!! It would be POINTLESS to NOT have a NURSE like NEEDLES!!!At least she takes a SHOT at it!!!
Oh boy! You sure look like FUN-DAME-entals to us!!!
Gosh! It sounds like you got it made! I really don’t think you have any reason to gripe about anything, REALLY! You get to eat once or twice a week; you get a regular restroom break, as long as you keep the schedule of your assigned time and do not usurp someone else’s time slot; You get holidays like the Winter Solstice and Brown Badger Day (a biggie in Mississippi !) So REALLY! Cheer up! Just think! Another break is on its way! Winter is almost here….my fine nursies.
Thanks to you both for serving our community in such a special way.
We look forward to MORE OF YOU BOTH RIGHT HERE ON your blog on “FUN-DAMEN-TALS OF WITTICISM.”
You both bring JOY like YOj
SURE HOPE SOME OF us that are “SOUR FACE” TAKE A DOSE OF THIS JOY!
Blessings on your new blog!!!!
I SURE HOPE YOU CAN SPREAD THE NEWS. OUR JOB ISN’T EASY. BUT WE DO IT WITH A SMILE. NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!! BEST OF HEALTH AND GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS.
Jersey is harmless as well. She has a HUGE heart for people and tons of knowledge. It is great to work with someone who enjoys seeing the laughter on people’s faces. “Laughter doeth good like a medicine.”
Just wondering if WINNING THE LOTTERY is one of the perks of the HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONAL? Hmmm. You all might just try it next time. You might end up like the LUCKY 7 ! ! !