JERSEY & NEEDLES NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS

1. WE PROMISE TO FLOSS TWICE A YEAR, NEEDED OR NOT.

2. WE PROMISE TO PAY OUR BILLS THIS YEAR WITH CASH INSTEAD OF CREDIT.

3. WE PROMISE, NOT TO PROMISE TO START ANOTHER FAD DIET.

4. WE PROMISE TO QUIT EXERCISING AS IT MAKES US TOO TIRED.

5. WE PROMISE TO EAT MORE CHOCOLATE AS IT’S OUR FAVORITE FOOD GROUP.

6. WE PROMISE TO READ LESS IT TAKES UP OUR SPARE TIME.

7. WE PROMISE TO DRINK MORE SODA AND LESS MILK THE FLAVOR IS BETTER.

8. WE PROMISE TO BECOME PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATORS, AS WE NEED MORE TIME.

9. WE PROMISE TO DRIVE WITH OUR EYES OPEN.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
10. WE PROMISE TO WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR, “JUST IN CASE”.

PLEASE SHARE YOUR NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS WITH US.

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15 thoughts on “JERSEY & NEEDLES NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS”

  1. I am in agreement with J’s & N’s marvelously insightful resolutions. #1. I am not going to overeat any more….of course I am not going to overeat any less….but not any more!!
    #2. I, also will avoid exercising as it only makes me hungrier, (if that’s possible).
    #3. I am going to read the BIBLE through again, in the coming New Year….(this time in English) Just kidding :>)
    #4. And finally I will resolve not to make any more resolutions!!!

  2. Resolutions.. has been determined by now to mean.. say things you will probably never do. Right?

    But the Promising seems like an awlful strong word for me to use. Sounds like I am going to get married and commit and can’t easily get out of it. But flip the coin here and use your promises… one like myself can just say amen and so be it. I promise too.

    I would like to pray more, travel more, be kinder, be more loving and caring. Seek for more wisdom and truth.

    1. Sherman writes. “I promise not to make a resolution to clean out our upstairs computor/storage room this year”…I’ll keep trying, but its not a resolution…..Sherman

      1. EXCELLENT!!!!!!! I CALL IT AN ORGANIZED MESS YOU KNOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS NOW, AFTER YOU CLEAN IT YOU WILL NEVER FIND WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.

  3. I would like to:
    Turn my resolves into doing;
    See the Gn’s in me decrease and the GP’s increase;
    “Bee” busy in the business God has given me to do at all times;
    Hear accurately and speak effectively;
    Love others more than I love myself;
    Eat more oatmeal, drink more water and walk more;
    Experience that I can ‘do all these things through Christ who strengthens me.’

  4. Thank you Jersey and Needles!
    1. I resolve to read all of Jersey and Needles blogs as they give me great joy and laughter and thus 15 minutes of easy enjoyable exercise.
    2. I resolve to read the Bible through again this year. (Maybe twice.)
    3. I resolve not to resolve to keep a tidy desk.
    4. I resolve to with the help of Jesus to make a difference in someones life.
    5. I resolve to do all things God gives me to do this year through HIS strength.

  5. feedback from your friend:
    I also promise to wear clean underwear but if I meet Needles or Jersey
    on the highway driving with their eyes closed, I may have to break my
    promise. Please keep your eyes open while driving. Thanks! Your friend
    Chickenfarmer!

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