Okay here are the answers by the “experts”. Some of you (Jersey) not to mention any names consulted an expert but did not post HIS answers. Some of your answers were better than the experts. i.e “I don’t put giraffes and elephants in the refrigerator.” And for #3 “the one he just ate.” And “I’ll click the heels of my red shoes and fly across.” And something about lions and lionesses not talking after dinner. Oh ‘Chickenfarmer’ you should keep the boys out of the refrigerator. They could spill the milk and make a mess. Needles shouldn’t have to work anymore with sons answering like that, Hollywood is calling and another ‘Steve’ will soon need another job. (Steven Spielberg)
Let me know what you think about these answers.
1. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
Open the door and put him in and close the door.
2. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
Open the door, take out the giraffe and then put the elephant in and close the door. You cant fit them both in at the same time.
3. Since the lion is the king of the animals and they follow his command, which animal didn’t show up at the party that he ordered them all to attend?
The elephant, he’s in the refrigerator.
4. You are traveling in Africa and you come to a river filled with crocodiles, you have no boat and the bridge is out. How will you cross without being eaten by the crocs?
Just swim or wade across all the crocs are at the lion’s party.
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We are 9 years old, how do you like our answers?
Nathaniels answers:
1. “You shoot him and then ball him up”
2.”Kick him in the butt, tackle him, shoot him, then stab him 150times, then
you flatten him up, and then put him in the refrigerator.”
3.”a mouse”…”because a lion will eat them”
4.”You call someone in a plane to come get you”
Now, what do you think of their answers? This one is a little
descriptive,huh?
Nicholas’ answers:
1. “You cut him up”
2.”You cut him up”
3.”A guinea pig” I asked why and he said,”because he isn’t in the wild”
4. “If you had a chain saw, you could cut it down, and then cross.”
Cute,huh?
Wait until I ask my son, a blackbelt, and see how he answers., 🙂
These are just too cute and so sweet and so much fun. “A guinea pig”! Kick, tackle, shoot, stab, flatten. I feel like I’m in the refrig. about now.
We need a show “kids say the darnest things.”
Thanks for sharing…
I do try to keep my kids out of the refrigerator. Noah was very careful not to spill the milk as he crawled in and out of the refrigerator trying to figure out where we were going to put an elephant and giraffe.