I gave this test to two of my nursing friends (see picture below) They actually are great ICU nurses. I would rather not mention what hospital in case you ever need their care.
Read the test questions and find their answers below.
1. Which is the other side of the street?
2. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
3. When we say our mind wanders – where does it go?
4. What’s the synonym for thesaurus?
5. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
6. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
7. What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
8. Are you dead if you fail a survival test?
9. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
10. What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?
11. What do they call a French kiss in France?
12. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
13. If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
15. Does a car with Dodge on the hood really need a horn?
16. At the speed of light what happens to headlights?
17. Is an oxymoron a really dumb bovine?
18. Do clowns taste funny to cannibals?
19. What do chickens think we taste like?
20. What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?
Answers from Nurse 1
2. SO SHE HAD COMPANY
3. EVERYWHERE IS SHOULDN’T
5. A DOG
7. YOU TAKE IT OFF
9. YOU PEE YOUR PANTS TWICE
10. GOOD QUESTION
11. “JUST KISSING”
12. NEED THE MONEY
13. DON’T KNOW
16. THEY FLASH
17. NOT SURE
19. I’M NOT SURE IF ONE EVER TASTED US
20. MAKING EVERYONE DANCE FUNNY TOGETHER
Answers from nurse 2
1.the opposite side that you are on
2. it makes her more popular, WITH ALL THOSE FRIENDS!
3. who knows?
5.the dogs, of course!
6. grandma’s homemade bread
7. you take that miserable thing OFF!
9. they are planning your funeral, now that your COMPLETELY dead
12. who said it was terrific?
13. No one said you couldn’t, you just shouldn’t
18. without salt, probably
19. they don’t know
20. then we’re ALL JOLLY!!