I gave this test to two of my nursing friends (see picture below) They actually are great ICU nurses. I would rather not mention what hospital in case you ever need their care.
Read the test questions and find their answers below.
1. Which is the other side of the street?
2. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
3. When we say our mind wanders – where does it go?
4. What’s the synonym for thesaurus?
5. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
6. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
7. What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
8. Are you dead if you fail a survival test?
9. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
10. What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?
11. What do they call a French kiss in France?
12. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
13. If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
15. Does a car with Dodge on the hood really need a horn?
16. At the speed of light what happens to headlights?
17. Is an oxymoron a really dumb bovine?
18. Do clowns taste funny to cannibals?
19. What do chickens think we taste like?
And finally!
20. What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?
Answers from Nurse 1
1. BOTH
2. SO SHE HAD COMPANY
3. EVERYWHERE IS SHOULDN’T
4. DICTIONARY
5. A DOG
6. UNSLICED
7. YOU TAKE IT OFF
8. NO
9. YOU PEE YOUR PANTS TWICE
10. GOOD QUESTION
11. “JUST KISSING”
12. NEED THE MONEY
13. DON’T KNOW
14. FAILED
15. YES
16. THEY FLASH
17. NOT SURE
18. NO
19. I’M NOT SURE IF ONE EVER TASTED US
20. MAKING EVERYONE DANCE FUNNY TOGETHER
Answers from nurse 2
1.the opposite side that you are on
2. it makes her more popular, WITH ALL THOSE FRIENDS!
3. who knows?
4. book
5.the dogs, of course!
6. grandma’s homemade bread
7. you take that miserable thing OFF!
8. NO
9. they are planning your funeral, now that your COMPLETELY dead
10. flesh
11. Romantic
12. who said it was terrific?
13. No one said you couldn’t, you just shouldn’t
14. both
15. YES!
16. nothing
17. probably?
18. without salt, probably
19. they don’t know
20. then we’re ALL JOLLY!!
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I think those nurses cheated on the test. They probably copied the answers from some psychiatric patients. Even so,I am sure they are Noice Noices!!
I am sure those nurses are very fine “specimens” of the profession. I’ll bet they even respond when someone “rings their bell” !! I wouldn’t want to “needle” them too much because they actually do a great service for humanity…unless of course they are veteranarians and in that case …canines and felines. Hurray for our mod Florence Nightingales; & pray that if our paths ever cross the masks they are wearing will not be for Halloween !!!!
mg
funny stuff. Hey no. 2 you sure answer like me I’d take that miserable 18hour thing off too-it goes into melt down in the 19th hour…and for the driver license hair color of the bald guy…right on!..I said clear ha,ha…and the clowns tasting funny…without salt yeah,,,or red hot chili peppers……..
What a beautiful sense of humor these two nurses have..they made me smile when I saw them and their answers made me laugh…if I ever should need a nurse I sure hope they are half as funny as these two..and there answers to the test…funny…especially about being scared to death twice…being nurses number one would bring me a bed pan..and number 2 would probably wheel me to the morge….they seem to be great nurses and funny too…Dorothy of leesburg va
Looks like the test-taking sent them a little ‘over the edge’.
debi
I sure want to be around those nurses. It seems to me like they are having lots of fun. With them around you don’t have time to be sick. I bet they have their patients up doing the hokey pokey in the halls. Also from their answers laughter must fill the place. Thanks hokey pokeys.
Pam
I wanted to join right in on the fun. I loved your comment on when we say our mind wonders that it goes where it shouldn’t. How true it is.
I wonder who’s behind those crazy glasses. I had a child in my class tell me she came from a long line of “daydreamers’. Keep daydreaming or pretending – they’ll wonder what your up to. Keep up the fun!
Rena
I think they were both answering question #3 when they got their picture taken…so nurse #1 must be the one w/ the stethascope (and that mischievous grin) and nurse #2 must be the one w/ the glasses and the far off (or far-out) look!
Now honey,why cant you tell me what hospital these two dolls are nursing at…I think the one with glasses on could fit right on in with my biker group….and the other oh my that hair already blowing in the wind…you too baby …night rider. new jersey
I just got back from seeing my mom at the hospital where they are seeing her for fluid on the lungs and I sure didnt see any help that looked like these two nurses in our hospital …:)Ann
What cute little nurses! They sure are a TREAT to see! The one with the specs looks mighty fine and the other with the Steth. looks radiant! Couple of cool, cool treats! Love your hair!!!!!
….Biker Brett
COOL, HUH? With those get-ups, just imagine coming off the operating table & waking up to BIG EYES & thinking you’d died and “WHICH PLACE DID I GO TO?????????” SCARY!!!!!!!!BOO!
To the “angels of mercy” A NURSEY RAP! ! !
YO! CHICKS! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SO FINE
YO! CHICKS! YOU ACTIN’ SO REFINE’
YO! CHICKS! I’M SAYIN’THIS AIN’T NO LINE
YO! CHICKS! YO’ WORK IS SOOO DIVINE
YO! CHICKS! YO’ LISTENIN’ TO THIS RHYME?
YO! CHICKS! BE MY VALENTINE!!!
YO HO HO!! YEAH!
Y’ALL COOL!!!
LOVE YO’ FACE!!
BIKER AXEL
BIKER AXEL
With great IQ’s like this who needs looks? Although with a little dental work and some contacts looks would be included in the package.
Those questions certainly do make for some odd answers. You girls have a tough job. It must be hard working in such an intense environment. I would love to help you take a moment for yourselves. You should contact me for a complimentary facial. I think you’d enjoy it, and I know you deserve it!
Stacie Ahrens Mininberg
Mary Kay Cosmetics
http://www.marykay.com/staciea
OK nurses now is your chance to have a make-over!!!
THANK YOU WE JUST HAD ONE
It has come to my attention that the email through my website isn’t working correctly so just in case you can’t contact me through the website you can email me at StacieA@marykay.com. I am looking forward to hearing from you.
IM SPEAKING FOR BOTH OF US WE ARE NATURALLY BEAUTIFULL. FILLED WITH LOVE AND FUN. THANK YOU ANY WAY
1. PAYS BETTER THEN FAST FOOD
2. FASHIONABLE SHOES, FIGURE COMPLIMENTING UNIFORMS
3. 12 HOURS WITH NO FOOD OR BATHROOM BREAKS
4. FINDING OUT BODY FLUIDS COME IN ALL SMELLS, SIZE AND COLORS
5. EXPOSURE TO RARE, EXCITING NEW DISEASES
6. INTERESTING AROMAS
7. COURTEOUS AND INFALLIBLE DOCTORS WHO ALWAYS LEAVE CLEAR ORDERS IN
PERFECTLY LEGIBLE HANDWRITING
8. DO ENOUGH CHARTING TO NAVIGATE AROUND THE WORLD TWICE
9. CELEBRATE ALL THE HOLIDAYS WITH YOUR FRIENDS AT WORK
10. FINALLY…WE HAD THE ESTEEMED PRIVILEGE OF WEARING THE FOLLOWING,
HATS: DOCTOR, THERAPIST, NURSE AIDE, COUNSELOR, MAID, ATTORNEY,
SECRETARY, MAINTENANCE, FINANCIAL ADVISOR, MASSAGE THERAPIST,
PHARMACIST, AND NUTRITIONIST. ALL OF WHICH WE RECEIVED NO
TRAINING AND WERE EXPECTED TO KNOW.
–THANK YOU TO ALL WHO RECOGNIZE OUR HARD WORK AND DEDICATION
—— NURSE #1 AND NURSE #2 —–
With great advertising like Nurse #1 and Nurse #2 do who needs the classified section or the ‘Nurses Wanted’ Google ads on the side of this page!
Jersey
I saw the beautiful handmade scarf you gave to Sara and heard that you are a whiz with a crochet or knitting needle. Are you as skilled with an injection needle?
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM. BETTER THAN NEEDLES I HAVE TO SAY.
Debi’s girl badly edited
Read the test questions and find their answers below.
1. Which is the other side of the street? The side you’re not on.
2. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? Because The Bible says you shouldn’t steal.
3. When we say our mind wanders – where does it go? Ask my mom.
4. What’s the synonym for thesaurus? Book with words for other words.
5. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? People that get paid a lot of money.
6. What was the best thing before sliced bread? A bread knife.
7. What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours? It finds its own support.
8. Are you dead if you fail a survival test? Are you drowned if you fail a swimming test?
9. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? You’re still a quarter alive.
10. What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? Clear.
11. What do they call a French kiss in France? Do they take breaks to name it?
12. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? Because then everyone would want to.
13. If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? For the same reason bars aren’t on every corner.
14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Failed successfully.
15. Does a car with Dodge on the hood really need a horn? It’s for emphasis.
16. At the speed of light what happens to headlights? I still don’t know what happens to regular light.
17. Is an oxymoron a really dumb bovine? No. It’s just conflicted.
18. Do clowns taste funny to cannibals? No. I don’ t think clowns are funny either.
19. What do chickens think we taste like? The other white meat.
And finally!
20. What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about? Life would be much simpler.