Found this today on Internet and thought it just might just give Jersey-N-Needles and Chickenfarmer a little competition. Also might give a little comfort to our coffee lovers. What do you think?
You Know That You’re Addicted to Coffee When…
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-foward.
The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without the timer.
You’ve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people’s fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You don’t sweat, you percolate.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You short out motion detectors.
You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee and an iv hook-up.
You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
You answer the door before people knock.
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I know of three friends who might fall into this category, when we go shopping I always seem to be trailing behind them, that is until we stop at their favorite coffee shop and when they get coffee I get one too and then I can keep up with them….also I think this past week I may have gotten hooked, because Ive not been sweating just percolating, and I may have a couple of times dozed with my eyes wide open, not to worry though I was busy dusting at work at the time….dj
FINALLY!!! Someone who understands, truly understands, the monumental meaning of COFFEE in one’s life. I mean it is so important for that 32 mile commute every morning…..just in time to make it to school for that 2nd, 3rd and 4th cup of coffee the custodians make for us each morning! One day, the custodian was on leave and we had to close the school because NO ONE HAD MADE THE COFFEE!!!!! The kids seemed to understand and were sympatico to our dilemma. I guess they would rather take a “coffee day” than have to face a bevy of disgruntled, NO CAFFEINE teachers all day!!!!
Coffee, Starbucks, I’m sure its not me. Twenty miles on treadmill, after 2 years mine has not even been 20 miles. Gee, maybe that is the problem, not plugged in.
But I do know two nurese that have problems w/pulse taking sometimes even with that fancy scientific calculator aka Jersey-N-Needles.
I do have lots of friends in my church that have built their cities out of plastic stirrers and they might not be considred minature.
I do have a husband who might fall in the candy bar syndrome if it happens to be Hershey dark chocolate.
I’m a teacher here in Louisiana, and I jump start my day with coffee. In fact almost all of us do. My friend even brings a coffee pot which serves her best. She just needs a sturdy straw. We dance and sing all day long. I’d hate to see a day without it. Although my students say the singing could go. I also have some friends who dearly love coffee from here and my bags almost tip the airline scales with the delightful stuff when I fly to see them.
GARY,
I BELIEVE ALL OF THIS IS TRUE, HOWEVER I AM A TEA DRINKER AND ALL OF THE ABOVE APPLIES. I DONT HAVE DENTURES BUT IF NEEDLES IS KIND ENOUGH I’M SURE SHE WILL LEND HER’S TO ME. CHICKEN FARMER WOULD NOT LET ME TRIM HER TOE NAILS!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE A TREADMILL, I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE PUT THAT IN MY RESOLUTIONS. I DONT WANT ONE!!!!!! IT’S TOO MUCH WORK. I DID GET A SPEEDING TICKET, I TOLD HIM I WAS IN A HURRY TO MEET HIM. HE WAS NOT IMPRESSED. I DO NOT EAT CANDY UNLESS IT IS FROZEN JELLY RINGS, I AM NOT SURE HOW THE REMOTE WORKS, MY MAN RE-PROGRAMS IT DAILY,(BY THE WAY HE SET’S THE CLOCKS AND I HAVE BEEN LATE FOR WORK LATELY)AND CHEWING TEA, LEAVE’S THINGS IN MY TEETH. THIS WAS GREAT JOIN LAUGHTER THERAPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111