My cousin Becky sent me this and I just could not resist sharing with all.
Dentist’s Hymn…………………..Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman’s Hymn…………………There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor’s Hymn………………The Church’s One Foundation
The Tailor’s Hymn……………………..Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer’s Hymn……………….There’s a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician’s Hymn………………..Standing on the Promises
Optometrist’s Hymn……………Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent’s Hymn………………..I Surrender All
The Gossip’s Hymn…………………….Pass It On
The Electrician’s Hymn……………….Send The Light
The Shopper’s Hymn…………………..Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor’s Hymn…..I’ve Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn…….He Touched Me
The Doctor’s Hymn……………………….The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway – a few hymns:
45mph……………….God Will Take Care of You
65mph……………….Nearer My God To Thee
85mph……………….This World Is Not My Home
95mph………………..Lord, I’m Coming Home
100mph………………Precious Memories
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I love all these hymns and think I sung them all in the church growing up and love them. Just reading the titles give me encouragement.
If I were building a home I would sing and hope this was my contractor’s hymn:
The Church’s one foundation
is Jesus Christ her Lord;
she is his new creation,
by water and the word:
from heaven he came and sought her
to be his holy bride;
with his own blood he bought her,
and for her life he died.
Elect from every nation,
yet one o’er all the earth,
her charter of salvation,
one Lord, one faith, one birth;
one holy Name she blesses,
partakes one holy food,
and to one hope she presses,
with every grace endued.
Words: Samuel John Stone, 1868
These are very clever and as I read through them, I thought each one had a message or mini-lesson in it. Thanks Becky and Sara for sharing.
I’d like to add a title – The Evangelist Song
Go, Tell it on the Mountain by John Work, Jr.
I use to have my Sunday School students sing this song every Sunday as they left my class. I changed it a little to say
Now go tell it on the mountain
Over the hills and everywhere you go
Go tell it on the mountain
That Jesus Christ lives.
The orginial reads as follows:
Refrain
Go, tell it on the mountain,
Over the hills and everywhere
Go, tell it on the mountain,
That Jesus Christ is born.
While shepherds kept their watching
Over silent flocks by night
Behold throughout the heavens
There shone a holy light.
Refrain
The shepherds feared and trembled,
When lo! above the earth,
Rang out the angels chorus
That hailed the Savior’s birth.
Refrain
Down in a lowly manger
The humble Christ was born
And God sent us salvation
That blessèd Christmas morn.
Refrain
How about these I made up……
Carpenter’s Hymns…..I’ve Got a Mansion Just Over the Hillside and BUILD US TOGETHER
The reformed thief’s hymn….Steal Away to Jesus
The Firefighter’s hymn….Rescue the Perishing
The traffic speeder’s hymn…..Pass Me Not Oh Gentle Savior
The Postal clerk’s hymn….Send Me, Lord
The roofer’s hymn….We Are climbing Jacob’s Ladder
The day care worker’s hymn…What Child is This?
The drill sergeant’s hymn….Onward Christian Soldiers
The swing-shift worker’s hymn…It Came Upon The Midnight Clear
The executive Officer’s hymn….Blest Be The Tie that Binds
Insurance broker’s hymn…Blessed Assurance
Sea diver’s hymn….Out of the Depths
Senior Citizen’s hymn…O God Our Help In Ages Past
G.O.P. hymn…Battle Hymn of the Republic(ans)
MG, your songs were great until I got to “Senior Citizen’s hymn.”
Oh, Sara! You don’t have to be concerned about the Senior Citizen’s Hymn. You are… LEANING ON THE EVERLASTING ARMS and singing, LEAD ON OH KING ETERNAL Just like Jesus….Timeless, eternal, everlasting.
I want to be (like Jesus)
I love these. They are awesome. MG you hymns are great too.