Category Archives: Funny

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating: 1. The whole thing all at once. 2. One bite at a time 3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards. 4. InContinue reading “Oreo cookies- funnies”

Church Bulletins! These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ———————————————————- The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight:”Searching for Jesus.” ———————————————————- Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. ComeContinue reading “Church Bulletins”

My cousin Becky sent me this and I just could not resist sharing with all. Dentist’s Hymn…………………..Crown Him with Many Crowns Weatherman’s Hymn…………………There Shall Be Showers of Blessings Contractor’s Hymn………………The Church’s One Foundation The Tailor’s Hymn……………………..Holy, Holy, Holy

Our little 13 year old lady did not want to go out in all this ice and snow that we are having on Valentine’s Day in the Washington, DC area. So I dressed her in sweater, booties, hat and she just stood and barked at me. So I undressed her and put her in myContinue reading “Our Little Lady”