Football in sight

Chris and I made a trip to Redskins Park to check out the Redskins. Look! I am looking like Chris Cooley, don’t you think?

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Oreo cookies- funnies

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating:

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1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee…).

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Church Bulletins

Church Bulletins! These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services.

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight:”Searching for Jesus.”
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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Hymn Titles By Occupation

My cousin Becky sent me this and I just could not resist sharing with all.

Dentist’s Hymn…………………..Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman’s Hymn…………………There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor’s Hymn………………The Church’s One Foundation
The Tailor’s Hymn……………………..Holy, Holy, Holy
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