1. WE PROMISE TO FLOSS TWICE A YEAR, NEEDED OR NOT.
2. WE PROMISE TO PAY OUR BILLS THIS YEAR WITH CASH INSTEAD OF CREDIT.
3. WE PROMISE, NOT TO PROMISE TO START ANOTHER FAD DIET.
4. WE PROMISE TO QUIT EXERCISING AS IT MAKES US TOO TIRED.
5. WE PROMISE TO EAT MORE CHOCOLATE AS IT’S OUR FAVORITE FOOD GROUP.
6. WE PROMISE TO READ LESS IT TAKES UP OUR SPARE TIME.
7. WE PROMISE TO DRINK MORE SODA AND LESS MILK THE FLAVOR IS BETTER.
8. WE PROMISE TO BECOME PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATORS, AS WE NEED MORE TIME.
9. WE PROMISE TO DRIVE WITH OUR EYES OPEN.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
10. WE PROMISE TO WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR, “JUST IN CASE”.
PLEASE SHARE YOUR NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS WITH US.




